Reverend Hornibastard’s Coronavirus Fashion Tips Just because we should all wear masks to protect ourselves from the viruses others are spreading and to protect others from the viruses we may be carrying and spreading, that doesn’t mean we have to throw fashion out the window. Now, more than ever, it is important that we retain […]
A sensitive, sophisticated urban malcontent How did being a cranky, humorless, malnourished, effete snob of indeterminate gender ever become fashionable? I just don’t get it. What kind of person sneers and cringes at the simple tastes and pleasures of others? But we all know the type. In their quest to demonstrate their exquisite and finely polished tastes, these […]
Levi’s 0.000501 Jeans are the provocative new line of women’s attire that has sparked controversy across America.
Finally – Ejector Pants . . . For decades, you’ve been able to open your garage door with a remote. Likewise, you can turn your TVs on and off, raise and lower the volume and change channels without getting off the couch. You can start your car’s engine, lock and unlock the doors and open […]
The People of Thailand Sometimes Wear Condoms as Fashion Accessories Thai cultural watchdogs recently banned a line of condoms named after a popular Thai country singer, Tom Dundee. The name was deemed too suggestive for Thai consumers because “Dundee” means “good penetration” in the Thai language. Dundee, whose real name is Puntiva Poomiprates, says he lent […]